Robocop Review

We love Robocop! We love how every bad guy looks like a carpet salesman! It's been exactly 35 years since this movie was released! That's 1987 for those of you who can't math. Ben and Dave weren't even 7 yet. Mark was just shy of being old enough to join the AARP.

Halloween Kills Review

Come see us talk about a movie about elderly people preparing for a showdown 40 years in the making. It doesn't happen, but oh boy is it exciting to see them PRETEND like it is! Michael Meyers instead shows that he can walk without help from his bones, and the people of Haddonfield are a large group of incompetent killers who decide NOT to shoot someone in the head when they are on the ground.