What is this? Why is this a figure? It's stupid.
We love Robocop! We love how every bad guy looks like a carpet salesman! It's been exactly 35 years since this movie was released! That's 1987 for those of you who can't math. Ben and Dave weren't even 7 yet. Mark was just shy of being old enough to join the AARP.
Jack vs Lanterns Review
This movie is just great. I love it. I love every second. Did you know of the main dude and lady are Power Rangers?
Halloween Kills Review
Come see us talk about a movie about elderly people preparing for a showdown 40 years in the making. It doesn't happen, but oh boy is it exciting to see them PRETEND like it is! Michael Meyers instead shows that he can walk without help from his bones, and the people of Haddonfield are a large group of incompetent killers who decide NOT to shoot someone in the head when they are on the ground.
The Amityville Horror Review
Amityville Horror is hands down the scariest movie property around. I love a good haunted house and this is a great one.
The Gingerdead Man Review
This movie is so bad that when I was looking for a copy to watch for this review I purchased the Elvira episode just so I could stomach it.
Gremlins by Neca
It's after Midnight right now. Here on the East Coast that is; on the West Coast you are free to feed your Mogwai for a little bit longer.
OK, I have learned I am wrong. They do not hate everything. They liked Trucks...Fuck me.
Jason X Review
Is the sleeping bag kill a kill if it was simulated?
Freddy vs Jason Review
Freddy is the best slasher icon of all time. I know people argue with this but they are what we call, wrong.